A Potential Competition Winner Writes to Alfred Hitchcock
Dear Mr Hitchcock, My name is Jerry Traub and I believe I have successfully identified all of your motion picture cameo appearances. I...
MUHAMMAD ALI’S MANAGER HAS CONCERNS
April 2nd, 1964 Dear Cassius, Or I guess I call you Muhammad now, right? That’s going to take a bit of getting used to! Don’t get me...
Leonard Cohen's Other Numbered Songs About Memorable Blow Jobs
ARBY’S BATHROOM #4 I remember you hardly, At that bathroom in Arby’s, I think your name was Annette. Or possibly Angie, Or could it be...
Patti Smith's Gym Application
NAME Call me Jimi. Call me Jagger. Call me Rimbaud. I’m every white hot bitch in heat. I’m every black man who’s ever cried. I’m a...
WE COULD SEND LETTERS IS (NOT) BACK! - CANCELLED!!!
For various not very interesting reasons - we are postponing this month's We Could Send Letters. Sorry!
LISTEN TO KAFKA ON RADIO 3's THE VERB!
You can now hear my uncanny Franz Kafka impression as he reviews Deacon Blue live at Wolverhampton Civic Hall on Radio 3's The Verb RIGHT...
THE PRESIDENT OF THE SOCIETY FOR THE WELFARE OF THE PATAGONIAN TOOTHFISH WRITES TO PRINCE CHARLES
#princecharles #patagoniantoothfish
Getting A Bit Kafka on Radio 3's The Verb
On Friday May 14th, at 10PM, I'll be appearing on Radio 3's The Verb in the guise of Franz Kafka. And as it's The Verb's music special,...
