LETTERS OF NOT NICENESS FROM THE INDEPENDENT
Finally I have achieved Sphere of Influence levels! According to The Independent on Sunday's New Review, Letters of Not sits neatly...
LETTERS OF NOT AT RADIO 3's GASKELL-FEST!
I'll be reading out a specially penned Letter of Not at Elizabeth Gaskell's house and hopefully not upsetting her ghost on Radio 3's The...
EXTRA LETTER: Andrew Lloyd Webber's Notes After The First Rehearsal of Jesus Christ Superstar
April 9th, 1971 OK gang, let’s not get downhearted, there were a lot of positives to take away from tonight’s rehearsal. But I do feel we...
LETTERS OF NOT AT TALL TALES
I'll be reading out a few choice chunks from the book and possibly elsewhere at the Tall Tales night in Kilburn on Wednesday September...
EXTRA LETTER: James Brown's Candle In The Wind 1997
C'mon now C'mon now brother C'mon C'mon now I gotta get this together Can I get this together? Brothers. can I get this together? Can I...
PREVIEW: Agatha Christie's Jury Duty Notes
As today is the great lady's birthday - here's a snippet of her jury duty notes...
EXTRA LETTER: Bjork Writes To Goldie's Parents
[Historic note: Bjork used to go out with Goldie. This letter was not included in the book due to general confusion.] January 12th, 1996...
PREVIEW! A Few of Brian Eno's Discarded Oblique Strategies
Here are just a few of the amazing additional Oblique Strategies put together by the fine folk at We Are Laura. I always assumed the...
EXTRA LETTER: Band Aid: Behind the Truth
I had completely forgotten I had written this (it originally appeared in Huffington Post) 1984. The year a man called George Orwell...
EXTRA LETTER: Charles Darwin Writes To His American Publisher
12th March 1860 Dear Mr Krugerschmidt, As you are aware, I allowed my agents here in England to deal with the American publication of my...
