EXTRA LETTER: Correspondence Between Warhol Superstars
Velvet you bitch, I just saw that shit you were saying in the Voice. What a load of baloney! I’m sick to my god-damned guts of you...
EXTRA LETTER: Werner Herzog's Proposal Letter to The Killers
This was something I wrote for Sabotage Times on the occasion of Werner making a film with The Killers. As you can see from the finished...
Revel in the Glory of Mark E. Smith (For John Peel Day)
UPDATE: As it's John Peel Day (he sent me a postcard once, I lost it, I'm an idiot) I'm dusting this off again... It appears to be Mark...
EXTRA LETTER: Neil Armstrong's Letter Home
It's the 45th anniversary of the moon landings! Wow, that's a biggie. Just 5 away from 50 and 15 away from 60, which as we know, is also...
EXTRA LETTER: Ned Beatty's Business Card
I just found this amazing thing in the bowels of the internet. I always thought that Ned Beatty hated his time on Deliverance and never...
EXTRA LETTER: Lance Armstrong Writes To a Fan
Wow! Everyone has gone cycling crazy! What with the poorly named Tour De France currently trundling through everywhere but France. So...
EXTRA LETTER: Tweets From The 1965 Newport Folk Festival
As there is some big non-annual musical festival thing occurring at the moment, here are a few possibly relevant tweets from the Newport...
EXTRA LETTER: Note Discovered in the Tomb of Pharaoh Shepsekaf (Circa 2510 BC)
Not included for obvious reasons. #cat #extraletter #pharaoh
EXTRA LETTER: [Redacted] Notes For Inclusion OF Subliminal Sexual Messages In Future Films
Sadly, this letter didn't make the book due to the litigious nature of the company concerned (and also because of its stupidity). I've...
Viewer hate mail! And a reply!
I was so excited to receive my first piece of mail via this website for my book. But my joy turned into fetid, damp horror when I read...