Hey! A cover!
I always think I'm doing something slightly wrong when I post things like this. But then I always think I'm doing something slightly...
Book = Vinegar Strokes
The foulness of that headline is an attempt to cut through the treacle, but what I'm trying to crassly say is the book is nearly all...
Tweet & Tender Hooligan
I was very kindly asked by the wonderful Debrief to write a bunch of made up, prospective tweets from Morrissey, now that he's joined...
Proofs!
Hurrah! I have just been sent proofs for the whole book from the genius types at We Are Laura and they are looking Spock-tacular as we...
Audio of Werner Herzog's Cleaning Lady Thing
For all of you out there constantly emailing, IMing and Snapchatting me with demands for a version of the Werner Herzog/cleaning lady...
Another Failed Introduction
​If there is one thing I have learned about myself during the magical journey that has been this book's birth, it's that I can't write...
EXTRA LETTER: The Legion of Decency, Light and Cleanliness Writes To Paul Simon
#letterpaulsimon #america
Wittertainment seal of approval
Large heaping doses of loving joy to the Kermode and Mayo Film Reviews Facebook page, who made nice noises about my Werner letter and...
Brian Eno Joins Twitter
Really? Eno, Brian on the Twitter? How can it be? It can't but I wish it was. See the supposed Tweets from Captain Ambient by clicking...
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Extra Letter: [redacted] Writes To a Fan
Sadly this letter didn't make the cut and won't be in the book due to legal worries and the mouse-led omni-conglomerate that now owns the...
