Viewer hate mail! And a reply!

I was so excited to receive my first piece of mail via this website for my book. But my joy turned into fetid, damp horror when I read the email in question. Which was as follows:

• You have a new message:

• Via: http://www.lettersofnot.com/

• Message Details:

• Name : Maude Hxxxxxg

• Email : maudehxxxxxg@xxxxxxx.com

• Subject : Congratulations on a feeble parody

• Message : You couldn't come up with anything more clever than capitalising on someone else's idea with shit jokes. This is embarrassing for you.

• Sent on: 6 June, 2014

• Thank you!

I have attached my letter by way of reply.