Leonard Cohen's Other Numbered Songs About Memorable Blow Jobs
ARBY’S BATHROOM #4
I remember you hardly,
At that bathroom in Arby’s,
I think your name was Annette.
Or possibly Angie,
Or could it be Sandy?
Anyway my coupon had expired so we left.
DANISH EMBASSY #2
I have very warm memory,
At the Danish Embassy,
I was given a medal and a sash.
There was a brief presentation,
Then later, fellation.
I think you were part of the catering staff.
BY SOME CHAIRS #1
The specifics of this one,
Have sadly long gone.
But it was definitely close to some chairs.
Was it a scout hut?
Or a furniture outlet?
I’m afraid I’m no longer aware.
DOLLAR MOVIE THEATRE #16
I was watching Jumanji,
Starring the guy from Mork and Mindy,
He controlled animals by saying Jumanji.
It’s all bit hazy.
Though he definitely said Jumanji.
And I’m pretty sure someone went down on me.
STEPHEN STILL’S HOLIDAY COTTAGE #6
I recall you with gusto,
At Still’s place in Tahoe.
He said the key was under the mat.
But after a bust up on tour,
He stormed through the door.
And I splooged all over his Navaho nicknacks.
LOGAN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT #5
I enjoyed your attention,
At the airport in Boston.
I was flying to a gig in Vancouver.
You went downtown,
In the first class lounge.
And then we had some complimentary strudel.
DISNEYLAND #1
I have a fond recollection,
Of the Small World attraction,
That song now has much added meaning.
You were dressed up as Goofy,
You could not be called toothy.
I hope that money covered the dry cleaning.
CHELSEA HOTEL #3
I remember you as well,
At the Chelsea Hotel.
You were a pretty bad Janis Joplin impersonator.
I thought I’d try,
Writing a song along the same lines.
But your wig fell off and you looked like Ralph Nader.
